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I am a Self-proclaimed Genius
Chuck Norris Jr.
Male/Portugal
Why I Am Here
- To get my ego stroked
Last Visit: 4 days ago
I own you.
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I own you. Owned yo momma before you. Owned yo grandma before you momma...no wait that's disgusting. Im like...freaking electric dynamite. Im like a legend since I was born. I kicked your dad's ass. Goku never came to the real world because he knew I would kick his ass. I kicked Chuck Norris ass....Sorry sir no I didnt..not Chuck, he kicked my ass yes he did sir. Im like THE one inside the group of THE ones. Compare to me Keanu Reeves is a sample of a man. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. Wait sorry no im not. Im the one who chooses THE ones. Yeah I own that much. When I was born the doctor turned me upside down when he was about to slap my ass I stared at him. The doctor started crying and I had to slap his ass instead. I snieze with my eyes open. No wait again that's Chuck Norris. WORSHIP ME !!! or dont... IM AM LEGENDARY ! how many times do I own? OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look who he is! my partner in crime... DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE DIE
Stupid assholes like u shouldnt be allowed on the site DAMMIT
Cya later dude....and make diogo shit his pants
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When a guy goes to the sun and survives, in the way to earth, the most probable thing he would do is to dive in gasoline and burn himself- just to refresh.
I RULE !!
Stupid assholes like u shouldnt be allowed on the site DAMMIT
Cya later dude....and make diogo shit his pants
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When a guy goes to the sun and survives,
in the way to earth, the most probable thing he would do is to dive in gasoline and burn himself- just to refresh.
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I'll be there for you always, and I'll get you drunk when you're sad.
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I'll be there for you always, and I'll get you drunk when you're sad.
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